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Wow--that's a lot of talk about bugs and slugs. Are you still reading this? I can't believe it. I'm sure no one is starting now, so if you are reading these posts, you are probably reading backwards from far in the future...In which case you should definitely stop now. This is just going to get worse. I'm mostly just playing with the ads. (They are all about ant extermination so far.) I was reading about how Allie had started her other blog to make money, so I thought I'd play a little. I sorry to say that I am not a writer (as you probably already know). I have a basic grasp on the English language at best, which is sad to say because it is my primary language. It's even sadder if you think that English is my only language...I should try to learn another language. I wonder if that would help or hurt my English.
Anyway, you should totally check out Allie's blogs--they are super entertaining. I've been at work pretending to work (Please don't tell on me!) for a few days now as I'm devouring all her posts. I promise you won't be disappointed.*


*I take no responsibility*** for disappointments, because it is your fault if you aren't smart** enough to like her.
**By "smart" I mean "able to overlook the swear words and enjoy the humor."
***I'm really sorry if I made you read something you didn't enjoy. Please, tell me what you do enjoy so that I know for when I make future recommendations.