Remember the far away land where the 3 Bananas killed the ant? Well, the story didn't end there. The ant's name was Anthony, and he was followed closely by his friend Annette, who saw what happened, and ran home as fast as her little ant legs could carry her there. Upon her arrival, she did her best to explain what happened. "Tony...Banana....Evil plan...Tony....Dead...Banana...squish--" but she was interrupted by Juan.
"Stop talking and breath!" He yelled. "Did Tony kill the banana, or did the banana kill Tony?"
Upon taking a deep breath, the little ant tried again. "Tony--Banana--Kill"
"Tony killed the banana?" asked Juan
"No...Banana--"
"So the banana killed Tony?" Annette nodded her head excitedly, as Juan demanded she show him where it all happened. Calling an army from their colony, Juan and Annette set off to avenge Tony's death.
Because it took so long for Annette to verbalize the story, they arrived at the scene of the crime too late to catch the 3 Bananas. Looking around, Juan saw tracks left by the bananas as they fled the crime scene so he led his army off in that direction. While on their way to catch the bananas, the army of ants found some huge yellow banana slugs. Thinking they must be what Annette was talking about, Juan gave the signal for the army to attack.
Everyone knows that Banana slugs are slow, so the ant army was able to quickly over take the slugs. The slugs were questioned, but their lack of knowledge of the crime was seen as an arrogant farce, and the slugs were quickly killed.
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